Just a quick reminder to all NBA teams that I will once again be declaring myself eligible for the entry draft.
While I may have gained ten pounds this year and shrunk (?) half an inch, I'm still confident in my ability to make other players seem tall and athletic in comparison.
I also feel as though my beard is an asset. I really can't see how it could possibly be anything else.
To sum up: if anyone needs a 34-year-old back up (back up) guard with knee-high socks, a sound understanding of grammar, and a go-get'em attitude, then I'm your man.
I'm thinking late first--no, early second round.